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Reviewers often mention happy, uplifted, energetic. Weedyy uses approved reviewer language as informational discovery context, not medical advice. Cannabis affects people differently.

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Hippie Crippler

Hippie Crippler is a hybrid strain with earthy, pine, and sweet notes and commonly reported happy, uplifted, and euphoric effects.

Reported effects include Happy, Uplifted, and Euphoric.

Flavor notes lean Earthy, Pine, and Sweet.

Dominant terpene signals include Myrcene, Terpinolene, and Ocimene.

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About Hippie Crippler

Hippie Crippler is a hybrid strain with earthy, pine, and sweet notes and commonly reported happy, uplifted, and euphoric effects. Common lineage references connect it to AK-47 and Blue Satellite. Flavor notes usually lean earthy, pine, and sweet. Dominant terpene signals include Myrcene, Terpinolene, and Ocimene. Reported side notes can include dry mouth, dry eyes, and dizzy, so individual experiences may vary.

Genetics & Lineage

AK-47

Blue Satellite

Hippie Crippler

Dominant Terpenes

Myrcene

Earthy

Earthy terpene signal tracked in source profiles.

Terpinolene

Herbal

Herbal terpene signal tracked in source profiles.

Ocimene

Sweet

Sweet terpene signal tracked in source profiles.

Reported Effects

Happy100%

93 source mentions

Uplifted81%

75 source mentions

Euphoric67%

62 source mentions

Dominant flavors

EarthyPineSweet

Common side notes

Dry mouthDry eyesDizzyHeadacheAnxiousParanoid

Community notes vary by source and are informational only. Weedyy is not presenting these notes as medical guidance.

Online Reviewers report using it for...

AnxietyPTSDADD/ADHDMigrainesBipolar disorderFibromyalgia

This info is sourced from reviews and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Reviewers mention

Hippie Crippler in review language

Reviewers often describe Hippie Crippler with effects like happy, uplifted, energetic and flavor notes like sweet, earthy, pine.

Sentiment

Positive

4.3 avg across 71 approved reviews

happyupliftedenergeticsweetearthypine

Common positives

happy, sweet, cheese, fruity, creative

Compared with other reviewed strains, Hippie Crippler reads as more happy-forward in imported reviewer language.

Imported reviews

Recent reviewer notes for Hippie Crippler

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5.0v........tApr 5, 2025

Best sativa out there but I can’t find seed. Help?

5.0k........8Apr 19, 2024

I smoked with my kids who are of age , and it was great. We talked , laughed , watched a funny movie . Had a great time . Only down side...

I smoked with my kids who are of age , and it was great. We talked , laughed , watched a funny movie . Had a great time . Only down side , effects didn't seem to last as long as I'd like it to.

3.0m........1Apr 9, 2024

Meh. This one is going to have to be a pass for me. I tried this one from two different vendors & I can't say I was impressed with either...

Meh. This one is going to have to be a pass for me. I tried this one from two different vendors & I can't say I was impressed with either of the batches. I found the high very light and just kind of blah. There are definitely better saliva uppity strains to play around with. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. I'll see you around.

5.0s........5Oct 18, 2023

Love Hippie Crippler! It's the perfect buzz for a movie night, or hanging with friends. Warning: it will make you laugh uncontrollably. B...

Love Hippie Crippler! It's the perfect buzz for a movie night, or hanging with friends. Warning: it will make you laugh uncontrollably. But it feels awesome!

5.0i........eSep 22, 2023

This strain is amazing! THCA hippie crippler is the way to go. It provides a slightly more relaxing but still uplifting and energizing hi...

This strain is amazing! THCA hippie crippler is the way to go. It provides a slightly more relaxing but still uplifting and energizing high..the myrcene helps it bind so well and provide a good 'mouth feel' high. Its extremely popular where I work and I love it.

5.0d........eMar 14, 2023

I smoked this strain out of a pipe hotboxed my car with my friend who doesn’t smoke as much as me first of I’d like to say I love this st...

I smoked this strain out of a pipe hotboxed my car with my friend who doesn’t smoke as much as me first of I’d like to say I love this strain and the name is very fitting it’s a pretty strong strain only taking my friend (he smokes once or twice a week) 3-4 hits to get pretty baked I had to carry the hot box and finished 4 bowls (I’m a every day smoker) it has one of the best tastes I’ve had with me I got more of a diesel taste and this is one of my new favorites my favorite being black runtz it make me very euphoric and happy it’s a good daytime smoke but definitely not something you’d want to smoke if you got something to do later

5.0J........cOct 3, 2021

Picked up from DCs Phinest. Very strong diamonds. Excellent! Like a lot

4.0h........eJan 29, 2021

I haven't smoked this strain in almost 5 years, it's what sparked the start of my marriage. To this day it's one of the only strains to a...

I haven't smoked this strain in almost 5 years, it's what sparked the start of my marriage. To this day it's one of the only strains to actually mess me up while still able to lift off the couch. My Husband and I still talk about the blunt I rolled that kick our d**** in the dirt. My buddy and I haven't been able to get it since, this was before dispensaries in my area. I'll always leave it in the suggestion box.