⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — Apples & Bananas Changed My Entire Bloodline I wasn’t expecting much. I figured I’d try Apples & Bananas, watch a movie, maybe ea...
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — Apples & Bananas Changed My Entire Bloodline I wasn’t expecting much. I figured I’d try Apples & Bananas, watch a movie, maybe eat an unreasonable amount of snacks. Instead, within 37 minutes: • My mortgage got paid off. • My credit score went up so high Experian sent me a thank-you card. • My neighbor returned the ladder he borrowed in 2017. • Three separate people apologized for things they did in high school. An hour later, things escalated. I met the love of my life at a gas station. We got married during halftime of a basketball game. We now have twins despite multiple doctors previously telling us it wasn’t possible. One of the babies came out holding a diversified investment portfolio. By midnight: • My lawn mowed itself. • My dog learned conversational Spanish. • My cholesterol dropped just from being in the same room. • The IRS called to see if I needed anything. The next morning I woke up six inches taller, with perfect posture and a suspicious understanding of quantum physics. My father finally said he was proud of me. My mother stopped asking when I was going to settle down. My ex sent me a handwritten apology delivered by a bald eagle. I’ve since been promoted three times at work. My sourdough starter achieved sentience. The local weather forecast now checks with me before scheduling rain. The flavor is fantastic too. Would I recommend Apples & Bananas? Let’s just say if this strain ran for office, I’d vote for it twice.
